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Jesus Was a Feminist and Other Stories That could Offend your Pastor

Imagine walking into Sunday service and the sermon starts with, “Today, we explore how Jesus championed women’s rights.” Shocking? Perhaps. But let’s consider the evidence. Jesus, a carpenter from Nazareth, consistently broke social norms by interacting with women not just as followers but as integral figures in his parables and life.

First things first, let’s talk about Jesus’s entourage. You might think of the Twelve Disciples as the ultimate boys’ club, but look closer, and you’ll find women were not only followers but key figures in the Jesus story. Mary Magdalene, for instance, wasn’t just tagging along for the free fish and loaves; she was a pillar in spreading his teachings…talk about a leading lady!

When you think about it, Jesus was quite the trailblazer for women’s rights. Imagine the scene: it’s a balmy day in ancient Judea, and here’s Jesus, calmly telling Martha that Mary has chosen the “better part” by sitting down and listening to his teachings rather than bustling about in the kitchen (Luke 10:42). That’s right, Jesus essentially told Martha to chill out on the gender roles.

When a woman was about to be stoned for adultery…a punishment her male partner miraculously escaped…Jesus swooped in with a line that still echoes through the ages: “He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.” That day, Jesus wasn’t just a savior; he was the ancient equivalent of a viral feminist tweet.

And let’s not forget the time he outright defied social norms by openly conversing with the Samaritan woman at the well (John 4:7-26). In today’s terms, he was practically hosting a podcast on inclusivity and breaking barriers. He not only spoke to her but discussed deep theological issues. Jesus was hosting a feminist jurisprudence class by the well!

God the Father, the Son, and the Holy Comedian

Now, let’s talk about the Holy Spirit…Christianity’s own agent of surprise. Picture this, the disciples are gathered, the air is thick with anticipation, and whoosh! The Holy Spirit arrives, not with a polite knock on the door, but with a sound like a “violent rushing wind” (Acts 2:2). The disciples, probably wide-eyed, are left clutching their robes and checking if their sandals are still on. If the Holy Spirit was aiming to make an unforgettable entrance, that’s definitely a ten out of ten on the dramatic scale!

This prankster doesn’t stop there. Tongues of fire? Speaking in languages they’ve never learned? The Holy Spirit was essentially holding the first Pentecostal impromptu comedy night. The disciples walked out of that room ready to take on the world, but also probably a bit confused about what just happened. “Was that real fire? Did I just speak in Lingala?”

Imagine if the Holy Spirit decided to try its hand at stand-up comedy. The set would be celestial, the audience diverse…from disciples to skeptics to atheists..and the jokes? Divine revelations with a twist! “So, I walk into a room, right? Boom, tongues of fire everywhere. People start speaking in languages even Google Translate can’t handle!” The Holy Spirit, unlike your typical comedian, doesn’t just drop the mic; it drops flames and winds that could seriously mess up your hair.

But the role of the Holy Spirit isn’t just to surprise or confuse. Its actions, as bewildering as they may seem, are geared towards transformation. Those fiery tongues and foreign languages at Pentecost weren’t just for show; they were tools for spreading a message across cultural and linguistic barriers. The apostles were not just participants in a divine comedy; they were transformed into messengers capable of reaching across divides, equipped with more than just their native tongues

So next time your church service feels a bit too solemn, just remember: the Holy Spirit might just be waiting for the right moment to lighten the mood.

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